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well I'm biro ace but asexuality aside I still cry over pretty women so prepare yourself for incomprehensible toots about pretty women

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Apparently the creator of that platform (openfeint) was the creator and current CEO of discord? The more you know

A long time ago I was part of a Harry Potter rp on a forum that no longer exists and I genuinely wonder what happened to all my old friends on there.....i hope they're having nice lives

What if we put Sailor Moon's Head on top of Duke Nukem's body! Show more

I don't like travelling. Via plane that is. It gets so tedious when you have to do it a lot -.-

There's something very ironic about super famous people who perform to sold out stadiums of people cheering for them like they're a God singing about living and being satisfied with a simple life

Over the hedge is one of those movies that I forget ever existed until the reminder slaps me in the face

The bad thing about being in such an LGBT-friendly community is that it makes me subconsciously assume that the rest of the world is disproportionately gay

An attention span sounds great! Would love to have one some day!

idk what i was doing pre-mastodon. but please know that all of y'all are my friends and that i love you.

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I don't know what cishet lady out here needs to hear this but Show more

Happy Birthday @jwhamilton_ 🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊🎉🎉🎊🎊

I'm going to attempt to go to sleep, goodnight y'all dream of sweet, tender mariachi music

i am not southern and have only been to the south a handful of times, but "y'all" has worked its way into my day to day vernacular and there's no going back now

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