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I have a mission for you all, find crab pics and,,,, send them to me

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And I'm falling asleep
and she's calling a cab
and he's having a smoke
and he's also a crab

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theres never been a hetero me,
and never shall i hetero be,
And If this sacred vow shall break,
I pray the lord my posts to take

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homestuck: the movie - starring john mulaney as john egbert

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ARE WE GONNA DATE OR NOT I NEED TO KNOW MAN

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And I'm falling asleep
and she's calling a cab
and he's having a smoke
and he's also a crab

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It’s the most
Cold as shit
Time of the year
With dangerous driving
And gardens not thriving
It’s the most cold as shit
Time of the year

I have exams starting tomorrow and need all of y'all to give me strength

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hey dude come here no listen seriously sshhh hey look im being serious listen Show more

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i get pricked with a needle. gallons of sand start pouring out

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I thought my snail sneezed so I googled it and I'm never doing that again because one of the first things that popped up was someone pouring salt on snails and I cried

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just applied to a company that says that if people show up in person to ask about their application instead of just sending an email they will be "publicly flogged and forced to listen to Nickelback"

Quick question, can snails sneeze? Asking for a friend

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