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((CLARIFICATION: the *mun* does not now kin Jade. this specific instance of Undyne does, because of stuff she went through. this will likely change nothing))

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*presses my face against an aquarium* “Feeesh.”

I JUST GOT RICKROLLED WHAT FUCKING YEAR IS IT

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people who draw me with a flower in my missing eye: that's incredibly kawaii and I'm flattered but you do know that's not an empty socket right?? like it's a lump of scar tissue and ruined cells it's not gonna hold a flower stem without cosmetic surgery

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Mettaton's been crying in his room all day about the opportunity rover... poor lil robot. Alphys seems pretty beat up about it too. I might have to enlist Papyrus to help make some cheering-up spaghetti for them ))ónU((

I'm so glad everyone got to the new earth. It kinda feels like it did when we made it to the surface.. there's a brand new world out there waiting for them. an era of peace between humans and trolls and carpacians.
At least, that's what dad would say. Maybe I'm getting mushy in my old age *sheds a single very butch tear*
Nahhh. I'm tough! I love to eat rocks!!!
So I guess I'm signing off for the homestuck livetoot. Don't worry, I'm not gonna go dark--just I've run out of homestuck to toot!

did they even kill caliborn/lord english/whoever? is he still in my world???? do I have to chase him down because I'm Busy and like,,, not immortal,,,,,,,

holy fuck. that's. all the homestuck then. what.

WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK NO FUCKING WAY H O W DID HE GET INTO MY WORLD TO START A FIGHT THIS ISN'T HOW FIGHTS WORK IN HIS WORLD SO THIS BASTARD MUST'VE BEEN IN MY WORLD AND I WASN'T INVITED TO THE FIGHT???? FUCK DAMN IT.

NO. NO FUCKIGN WAY, NO FUCKENING WAY THAT VRISKA IS GOING TO TAKE ALL THAT FROM A VERSION OF HER THAT WAS FINALLY HAPPY FUCK THAT. NO.
HOMESTUCK MAN!!! FOR THE
F O U R T H TIME I'M CHALLENGING YOU TO AN ANGELDAMN DUEL! NGAHHHHHH!!!!

HGKHGHUGH THIS LILLY PAD CUTSCENE HAS BEEN TAKING FOREVER

oh yeah. right. the liveblog

we're runnin low on pages!! and I'm like,,, super proud of John for his Windy Time Ghost Hand Quest and also dear angel above the grounds everyone in homestuck a canoned home of sexual polyamorous autistic and that's just the tea as Frisk would say!!!

Also *deep sigh* vriska is. still awful but I can see good under it and ghksjhgkh whY

WHAT THE FUCK EVERYONE DIED

MOST OF THEM FOR GOOD APPARENTLY????

GAME OVER? GAME **OVER**?? NOW?

NO. FUCK NO, HOMESTUCK MAN.
IT'S NOT OVER UNTIL I SEE THEIR SOULS, I REFUSE TO BELIEVE IT.

"I'd throw it in the lava but that would be a waste of melting" the ONLY good thing that could possibly come of a RESET would be that I could use this amazing fuckign line every time I got pissed in hotlands which was like,,, a Lot

THANK YOU ALL FOR SUPPORTING ME IN MY QUEST TO DUEL THE HOMESTUCK MAN TO THE DEATH FOR WHAT HE'S DOING TO THE CHILD HE LITERALLY CREATED!!! I CAN FEEL EVERYONE'S HEARTS BEATING AS ONE! NGAHHH!!!!

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