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((CLARIFICATION: the *mun* does not now kin Jade. this specific instance of Undyne does, because of stuff she went through. this will likely change nothing))

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okay according to alphys this is probably because machop are closer genetically and evolutionarily to humans than I am!!! fucking superb!

machop's hands look more like human hands than mine do what the fuck

tbh the energy in the queen's house today is contagious!!! if there are jewish humans following me I hope you guys are as hype as Frisk and I am for passover and that your holiday goes well ))nwU((

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also apparently the upcoming holiday frisk celebrates involves EATING HORSERADISH STRAIGHT UP so I will be PROVING I'M NOT A WEAK PUNK at the seder by EATING A WHOLE BOTTLE OF SUPER POTENT HORSERADISH NGAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

humans be like: *has a holiday this weekend* and I think that's EXTREMELY sexey because I get tomorrow off work

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time to sleep*
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*sneakily play pokemon under the covers
~dad papyrus and alphys don't interact I'm definitely not staying up until 3 am for no reason again~

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ever get so angry the lump of flesh that used to be your left eye starts hurting

still fucked up about that weirdo tello human... imagine thinking I'd do that to Papyrus under any circumstances ever,,,,,,,,, what an absolutely frigid take. leave it in Snowdin and it'd literally melt. ugh ))ō,,,U((

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Basic living needs shouldn’t be a luxury. Dismantle capitalism.

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Be chaotic, but do not harm innocents in your wake

OH HELL YEAH THEY ADDED MORE LESBIAN EMOJIS ON HERE? :butch_lesbian_flag: :anarchy_lesbian: :anarchy_butch: :trans_lesbian_flag: FUCK YEAH

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Reminder that anarchy is okay! I even encourage it.

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I’ve heard some people imply that I’m human... but I’m actually not! I have a tail... and little clawed hands!

it's been too long since I've eaten something inedible!!!! suggestions?

I REFUSE to ask alphys to hack it for me though! I'm gonna win the right way or not at all ))ò,,,U((

I'm playing pokemon conquest and I CANNOT beat pugilis!!!! why are fighting types so COOL and TOUGH ))ònU((

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