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this is the mood between me and the gang every time i make a toot on this site about

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good mronig ! It’s 0:10 so it’s morning now. Anyways. I sleep

some times u gjust gotta drink old soda because bbwbvwvwverwrvwvwwv

when i see my cat i enter "bother this animal" mode

was reaminded im a pupet.. theres a fist in my head.. if i headbutt someone, am i punching them??

dont be afraid to chew on the cup after you are done.. mineral.s.

just realized i cannot drink water because the water is shut off oh no oh god

going to use my powers to make everyone hydrated today

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anyone who is the head of evil marilyn commits a felony again

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"Then a guy, yes he burst through the front door,
And quietly got out of his seat,
He said 'piano man, your sitar's amazing
They're gonna love your new old disco beats!'"

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"Piano man" but the man is constantly changing instruments.

"Sing us a song, you're the piano man!
Play on that antique trombone,
Drum up a beat, your the guitar guy,
And play on that old xylophone!"

*Harmonica solo*

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I shouldn’t have eaten all that stuff.. im gonna eat ur paper...

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I’m in the car so . perhpaps the remembrance of my dialogue is inherent from the display tires

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some one has the power to steal someones soul to become apart of something bigger ya know..

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