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Everyone experiences magic differently, but one thing's a constant; Magic is Dangerous.

Explore a world where magic is the everyday in this new roleplay. Underfunded, an agency originally proposed to undertake the impossible task of making magic safe for all is instead is stuck doing odd jobs around the city. Join the gang as whatever kind of magical creature takes your fancy.

DM @jennalaia for more info on Bad Magic!

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if I get one more drop of wake-up berries I am going to throw a fucking fit

I have an idea for an octopath traveler fic but it's gonna take some proper planning

BORN TO SNEEZE
WORLD IS A CHOO
Allergy Season 1989
I am gesundheit
410,757,864,530 USED TISSUES

neurotypicals DO NOT know how to behave

straight men are incredibly thirsty. I swipe on them and they immediately gush into my messages

i fucking love being an american and forgetting literally every single political event that happened every 8 years

expectorant is like heterosexuality: it tastes horrible and I'm sick of having to force it down my throat

what if I just slept until the end of the universe

gender is a rat and I am a broom smacking it out of my house

hank hill: yep. there goes those anime girls with their tiddies floppin up and down i tell ya hwat

me: does one (1) single piece of work for school
me, already laying my head down on my keyboard:

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