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Everyone experiences magic differently, but one thing's a constant; Magic is Dangerous.

Explore a world where magic is the everyday in this new roleplay. Underfunded, an agency originally proposed to undertake the impossible task of making magic safe for all is instead is stuck doing odd jobs around the city. Join the gang as whatever kind of magical creature takes your fancy.

DM @jennalaia for more info on Bad Magic!

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am I gonna keep coughing up my lungs until the end of time because that's what this feels like

I need you all to understand that I've been sick for like a week and I haven't left my apartment in several days so I'm going a little stir crazy

why does darth vader keep retooting me. is there something about fruitball that calls out to the dark side

I don't understand why you people still follow me I either disappear for long stretches of time or periodically appear in your inbox to send you messages that make zero sense

fun facts about the assassination of James Garfield:

- Charles Guiteau bought the nicest looking gun he could afford b/c he wanted it to look nice on display after he killed the President

-the guy who arrested Guiteau afterwards was so excited to be the guy who arrested the assassin that he forgot to take Guiteau's gun from him until they got to the police station

-navy engineers invented the air conditioner so that they could keep the president cool while they operated

PINEAPPLE IS THE BEST FRUITBALL BECAUSE YOU CAN AIM FOR YOUR ENEMIES' EYES AND TAKE OUT THEIR VISION WITH THE SHARP SPIKES

mastodon is just a youtube comment section but without the video

I can't tell if I genuinely find this amusing anymore or if I am just in desperate need of blood sugar

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