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good things about homestuck (a thread)

NOTE: yes i know theres PLENTY of bad aspects of homestuck and i am NOT defending that, or hussie. im just pointing out things i personally like about homestuck

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guys what if, crazy idea i know but, what if you could clone brain cells.. like to get more than one o_o

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fellas is it gay to vore your best bud

ALSO this dude was eating chicken and i was like bruh gimme some in a joking way and we was like i have another piece u want it? and i was like bruh deadass? hell yeah. and then he just gave me the chicken, the absolute madman. gay rightz

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what the fuck are u talking abt shut up

weeb kid that sits at my table (same one that looks at furry inflation art) was asking me and white racism david if we were single and wrd said no cos hes got a gf and i said no, that i was married to roxy lalonde and me and wrd just laughed silently because we are both the homestuck

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this weeb who sits at my table has an ipad and he left the ipad out in the open and we walked away and white racism david who also sits at my table clicked on one of the bookmarked links and he was so disgusted and i was like oh ok so its just hentai right??? and then like the weeb was acting all over-dramatic about it and wrd was like its so bad its not hentai its n- and then i finally convinced him 2 let me see and it was furry inflation art

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*conservative white mother voice* galaxy brains are just what people think when they're on DRUGS

he LITERALLY said "i masturbated to this thats why i dont want you guys to see"

he jacks it to furry inflation art... ple

this weeb who sits at my table has an ipad and he left the ipad out in the open and we walked away and white racism david who also sits at my table clicked on one of the bookmarked links and he was so disgusted and i was like oh ok so its just hentai right??? and then like the weeb was acting all over-dramatic about it and wrd was like its so bad its not hentai its n- and then i finally convinced him 2 let me see and it was furry inflation art

im the baddest bitch around and all of u are my little bitchlings

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@davepeta I'm pretty sure it was just the bad porn I read last night, I'm going to give myself a couple more inches. I don't even know where I am.

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