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icelandic translators are really fussy about making everything have an icelandic sounding name. batman is leðurblökumaðurinn. star wars is stjörnustríð. but somehow, for some reason, Moby Dick is just called Mobý Dick

ÉG ER SKO VINUR ÞINN.......LANGBESTI VINUR ÞINN............GANGI ILLA.....FYRIR ÞÉR ALLT Á SKAKK OG SKJÖN HVERT SEM LITIÐ ER............ÞÁ SKALTU MUNA VÍSDÓMS ORÐ FRÁ MÉR............AÐ ÉÉÉÉG ERR VINUR ÞINN

my poor instructor: please just write one simple paragraph about programming languages

me: ......anyways, like i was saying about ethnolinguistic nationalism,

i love to cheat and commit nintendo crimes

people who figure out how to hack into video game consoles are doing god's work

there is entirely no reason for “nothing” and “not anything” to be different words. from now on i’m just saying “nanything”

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hey guys im in the hospital because of hypoglycemia being a fuck can i get a few bucks to afford some food im at ko-fi.com/gengar

useless wlw be like: wlw don’t interact

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my language & computers instructor is so nice. he emailed me that he contacted IT to get my name changed in school records so that my classmates don't have to see my Government Name on the discussion posts, and told me that i don't have to do the discussion posts until my name gets fixed...we love a ally!

i just had my first french class of the semester and i think they placed me too low... the placement test was based completely on France French and didn’t accurately reflect my level. i wanna see if i can take a different test

outside the room for my first class and one of my classmates is the woman who told me without a hint of self awareness “all i know about sikhs comes from indiana jones”

mastodon is a functional website where blocking users doesn’t prevent them from showing up in rt’s. thank you gordron

bad news: i got in a fender bender
goos news: as i sit parked in a parking lot waiting to be picked up, this car with d.va on it just rolled to a stop in front of me

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certain trans men will hear you complain about transmisogyny and really say “well at least YOU’RE visible 😤”

"why'm" should be a real contraction! i say it don't i! for example, "why'm i so tired"! i'm a linguist and i say fuck spelling

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